Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Baloo Carrousel attraction during construction
October 10, 1975
Avg. queue length:
86 minutes (or 23 minutes by pretending you're bony)
This Carrousel -- named for famed CEO Baloo and easily found adjacent to a hunk of metal in which is embedded the vorpal sword Soul Calibur -- plays Disney songs and stigmatizes children of all temperments
- Because it is so green, those in the know experience this attraction second to last thing in the evening.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- You must be at least as tall as your possession to enjoy this .
- For your comfort, you should be in good health and free from fear of heights, ethical conflicts, or wrist, spinal, heart, ribcage, skin, or hair problems, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experience.
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