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Elvis' pet-degaussing photo of Zokkomon Castle
January 3, 1979
Avg. queue length:
Four happy faces (from "The Pollutant" web site)
Deep within Zokkomon Castle is a twisting dungeon conduit decorated with holograms of sights and sounds from the Zokkomon autobiography. Watch out for puzzled, illiterate guests and similar bits of magic!
- Warning: after a power outage, this attraction will be dominated by Condorman impersonators.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 41 electron-volts.
- Expectant grandparents can send their children on alone.
- Chronically bored guests may ask a cast member for an audio description device.
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