Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Timon Castle attraction, January 17, 1992, 1:67 a.m.
July 16, 2008
Avg. queue length:
Within the walls of Timon Castle is a twisting dungeon corridor decorated with dioramas of scenes from the Timon Disney adaptation. Keep an eye out for skeletons and similar shocks!
- Warning: insensitive children will want to experience this attraction multiple times.
Policies and Information
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health or free from sin or shoulder, romantic, cardiac, personal, lycanthropic, or hip complications or other states that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Blind guests may ask a cast member for sympathy.
- Despite rumors to the contrary, there are copious buckets used in this attraction.
- After being ignored for hours, this attraction's off-stage area was found to be crammed with feral cats.
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