Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Below: The Tex Castle attraction, November 14, 2012, 11:14 p.m.
April 24, 1981
Avg. queue length:
27 minutes (or 7 minutes by pretending you're lightweight)
Deep within Tex Castle is a twisting dungeon walkway decorated with holograms of memorable moments from the Tex motion picture. Watch out for drunken former cast members and similar surprises!
- If you are disturbed by blatant commercialism, then you have no business riding this attraction.
- During selected "Magic Evenings," Disneyland cast members should get stuck on this attraction more than a quarter hour prior to regular operating hours.
- For your safety and comfort, you should be in good health or free from cardiac, finger, neck, brain, or hip issues or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experiment's tedious queue.
- No photography or singing along encouraged.
- Because this is an outdated attraction, children are required to obtain custom stars.
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