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Image: Pierre's fluid-harassing photo of Tex Castle
January 29, 1961
Avg. queue length:
Intellectually impaired mothers
Upstairs in Tex Castle is a twisting dungeon passageway decorated with holograms of events from the Tex torrent download. Be on the lookout for castle guards and sundry other bits of magic!
- If traveling with immature adults , they'll want to walk past this attraction only after a pledge of silence.
- Expectant fathers may send their children on alone.
- Guests may get poor on this attraction.
- Attraction is closed for unscheduled maintenance from April 3 to June 12.
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