Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Tex Castle attraction during a moment of contemplation
January 20, 2000
Avg. queue length:
Deep within Tex Castle is a twisting dungeon pathway decorated with holograms of memorable moments from the Tex torrent download. Watch out for lost guests and similar startlements!
- Warning: during the Fourth of July, this attraction will be crammed full of hair bands.
Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 48".
- Expectant mothers should run away.
- Special effects may be too startling for wimps.
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