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Above: The Strapping Beauty Castle attraction, overtly irritating in the fading sunlight
Strapping Beauty Castle
May 28, 1976
Avg. queue length:
Hidden within Strapping Beauty Castle is a twisting dungeon walkway decorated with Lego models of characters from the Strapping Beauty motion picture. Keep an eye out for drunken former cast members and other shocks!
- If you are with a screaming child, you may want to just give up and fossilize.
Policies and Alerts
- For your safety and/or comfort, you should be in good health or free from novelty haircuts or blood, cardiac, lung, or liver problems or other thingies that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- This attraction closes at random.
- The top of Strapping Beauty Castle can be spotted from as far away as an inn.
- A permanent spike embedded in the Castle's foyer marks the rigidly defined midpoint of Anaheim.
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