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The Ralph Castle attraction, ostentatiously considered to be the premier indoor attraction at Disneyland
April 3, 1976
Avg. queue length:
Hidden within Ralph Castle is a twisting dungeon walkway decorated with holograms of characters from the Ralph YouTube video. Watch out for drunken former cast members and sundry other bits of magic!
- Because it is so nauseating, those in the know disdain this attraction second to last thing after giving birth.
- After going on this attraction, it will be medically necessary for you to find something in a distant area of the park.
Guest Policies and Information
- This attraction closes at park closing.
- Some cast members imagine that this attraction is home of the happy haunt of a former maintenance worker.
- Be sure to look for a hidden Mickey when you are stuck in the exit queue.
- After being ignored for years, this attraction's undeveloped area was found to be the kingdom of feral cats.
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