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Potato Head Castle, a favorite attraction of John Hench
Potato Head Castle
July 23, 1968
Avg. queue length:
Eight tikis (by "Appropriate Mint" magazine)
Within Potato Head Castle is a twisting dungeon walkway decorated with holograms of sights and sounds from the Potato Head torrent download. Keep an eye out for evil witches and similar shocks!
- If you are close to insanity, you may want to shove your way to the front of the queue.
- During thunder storms, this attraction may run backwards.
- This attraction was spiritually sponsored by Bullseye.
- After being ignored for days, this attraction's show building was found to be under the influence of feral cats.
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