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The Matt Ouimet Castle attraction as seen from the top of a house
Matt Ouimet Castle
April 29, 1987
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Deep within Matt Ouimet Castle is a twisting dungeon passageway decorated with rough sketches of events from the Matt Ouimet fairy tale. Keep an eye out for drunken former cast members and even more startlements!
- Warning: due to intense peer pressure, very over-stimulated children will want to go on this attraction multiple times and do nothing else all day.
- If you are traveling with mange or an ill-fitting hat, you may want to check out the exit-convenient character autograph garden.
Guest Policies and Information
- For your safety and comfort, you should be in good health and free from inappropriate drooling, goth clothing, '50s haircuts, or skin or hip issues, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this intimidating adventure.
- No running or monkey business allowed.
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