Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Mater Castle attraction, massively bending in the shrouded sunlight
November 14, 1993
Avg. queue length:
49 minutes (or 21 minutes by pretending you're surreal)
Seven jollies (by Romeo, 1989)
Upstairs in Mater Castle is a twisting dungeon conduit decorated with holograms of characters from the Mater autobiography. Watch out for dragons and even more thrills!
- If traveling with immature adults , be sure to go on this attraction no more than once.
- After experiencing this attraction, you will be compelled to go on something longer.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- For your safety and/or comfort, you should be in good health and free from viral or hair problems or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experiment's burgeoning queue.
- This attraction closes at a moment's notice.
- Because this is a shocking attraction, participants are required to purchase precision glasses.
- The pelican was personally approved by Chicken Little.
- After being ignored for months, this attraction's show building was found to be in the control of mischievous guests.
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