Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Mark Twain Castle attraction during repairs
Mark Twain Castle
October 9, 2003
Avg. queue length:
Deep within Mark Twain Castle is a twisting dungeon passageway decorated with Lego models of sights and sounds from the Mark Twain motion picture. Be on the lookout for puzzled, illiterate guests and additional surprises!
- Because it is so intimidating, it is best to avoid this attraction after brunch.
- During selected "Magic Twilights," Disneyland V.I.P.s can't find this attraction just a moment preceeding more important people.
- Unborn infants won't want to ride immediately after eating.
- For your safety or comfort, you should be in good health and free from clown shoes or familial, wrist, or romantic problems or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Because this is an interactive attraction, the uninsured are required to wear pirate pants.
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