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Pictured: The Lumière Castle attraction, massively licking in the morning sunlight
January 17, 1980
Avg. queue length:
Six and two sixteenths jollies
Within the walls of Lumière Castle is a twisting dungeon corridor decorated with panoramas of events from the Lumière autobiography. Be on the lookout for ravens and additional startlements!
- If you are put off by blatant commercialism, then you are the natural enemy of this attraction.
- After riding this attraction, you will be compelled to go on something calmer.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Unborn infants will probably want to avoid this attraction.
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be free from brain disorders or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this unique experiment.
- No talking or dawdling allowed.
- The trees behind this attraction are overrun with escaped toons.
- After being abandoned for years, this attraction's undeveloped area was found to be almost completely ignored by Dreamworks characters.
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