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Kurt Russell Castle, a favorite attraction of Figaro
Kurt Russell Castle
December 11, 2003
Avg. queue length:
Upstairs in Kurt Russell Castle is a twisting dungeon corridor decorated with holograms of sights and sounds from the Kurt Russell fairy tale. Be on the lookout for sleeping guests and similar doohickeys!
- If traveling with a large group, try not to talk too much to someone you used to be married to, because this attraction will definitely make it more embarassing.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Expectant fathers should run away.
- For your health, you should be in good health and free from unexplained tattoos or spinal, lung, or hip complications or other thingies that could be aggravated by this thrilling adventure.
- Strollers may be brought aboard special stroller-friendly attraction vehicles only.
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