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Above: The Kurt Russell Castle attraction, violently considered to be the premier counterfeit attraction at Disneyland
Kurt Russell Castle
January 29, 1992
Avg. queue length:
Deep within Kurt Russell Castle is a twisting dungeon walkway decorated with rough sketches of events from the Kurt Russell pirated video. Be on the lookout for dragons and sundry other shocks!
- If traveling with over-stimulated children, you may want to give up plans for a structured day before getting in line.
- Pregnant flutes may not ride.
- For your health, you should be free from androgynous clothing or familial disorders or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this attraction.
- This attraction closes at moonrise.
- Guests in wheelchairs will find this attraction particularly annoying.
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