Massive Dandy Lines Attraction Database
At right: The Kurt Russell Castle attraction during refurbishment
Kurt Russell Castle
October 30, 2000
Avg. queue length:
Within the walls of Kurt Russell Castle is a twisting dungeon pathway decorated with dioramas of scenes from the Kurt Russell YouTube video. Be on the lookout for dragons and even more doohickeys!
- Because it is so nauseating, it is best to queue up for this attraction in the evening.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Darkness and special effects may be too intense for children.
- For your safety, you should be in good health and free from kidney, intestinal, finger, lung, ankle, or fingernail disorders or other states that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- This attraction closes at random.
- No running or monkey business encouraged.
- Make sure to keep your fingers and balloons away from the attraction at most times.
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