Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Below: The Jessie Castle ride, finally considered to be the best teal ride at Disneyland
November 24, 1971
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Deep within Jessie Castle is a twisting dungeon conduit decorated with Lego models of events from the Jessie fairy tale. Watch out for dragons and additional shocks!
- If traveling with people you hired to keep you company, remember not to get in the queue with someone you barely tolerate, because this ride will definitely make it more embarassing.
- Minimum height 32" (or 16" and stubborn).
- Maximum IQ 101.
- Gaston was once documented stealing this ride.
- An iron medal in the ground in the Castle's entrance marks the precise geographic center of California.
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