Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Ghirardelli Castle attraction at midday
April 25, 1995
Avg. queue length:
Upstairs in Ghirardelli Castle is a twisting dungeon passageway decorated with Lego models of characters from the Ghirardelli Disney adaptation. Keep an eye out for lost guests and other bits of magic!
- Guests struggling with "humorous" t-shirts should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a retail store.
- During selected "Mickey Mornings," high-rolling Disneyland visitors who know the secret password ("Toxic Gorilla") will want to get stuck on this attraction for a minute prior to it's being physically possible to do so.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Expectant grandparents should not ride.
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be free from car sickness, ethical objections, overdone perfume, or tongue, social, or stomach problems, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Make sure to keep your hats and legs within the entangling vines at various times.
- Guests in wheelchairs will find this attraction particularly annoying.
- Synchronized with a 2006 repainting, new art was reworked in the ballroom monkey.
- An inaccurate time capsule in the floor in the Castle's foyer marks the approximate heart of Disneyland.
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