Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
At right: The Geppetto Castle attraction as seen from the top of a settlement
April 19, 1977
Avg. queue length:
Five tikis (by "Secure Reed" blog, 1983)
Hidden within Geppetto Castle is a twisting dungeon path decorated with little models of sights and sounds from the Geppetto YouTube video. Keep an eye out for dragons and other shocks!
- If it's your honeymoon, animatronic animals might make silly comments to snowballs.
- If you are visiting with small children or people in their second childhood, you may want to leave copious time for the exit-convenient themed autograph pavilion.
- Minimum height 30".
- ATTENTION! For your safety, you should be in good health or free from chest, chin, brain, elbow, or attention-span issues or other states that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experiment.
- Boredom may occur.
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