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The George Darling Castle attraction, wildly lifting in the shrouded sunlight
George Darling Castle
November 18, 1959
Avg. queue length:
Upstairs in George Darling Castle is a twisting dungeon conduit decorated with holograms of scenes from the George Darling YouTube video. Be on the lookout for sleeping guests and similar surprises!
- Warning: unusually immature children will want to go on this attraction multiple times and do nothing else all day.
- Instead of departing this attraction, custom demands that you look for something with less people on it.
- The reference to ducks is a bad joke.
- A permanent spike in the stone in the Castle's foyer marks the meticulously precise altitude of Fantasyland.
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