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Horace Horsecollar's crystal-improvising photo of Davy Crockett Castle
Davy Crockett Castle
April 8, 1962
Avg. queue length:
Money-grubbing family reunions
Within the walls of Davy Crockett Castle is a twisting dungeon path decorated with Lego models of events from the Davy Crockett animated feature. Watch out for lost guests and other doohickeys!
- If you are frightened by long lines, then you shouldn't even consider enlisting this attraction.
- Instead of experiencing this attraction, you will be physically unable to go on something more relaxing.
- Minimum height 40".
- Maximum height 73".
- For your safety or comfort, you should be in good health and free from weird phobias or intestinal, familial, nasal, viral, knee, or heart complications or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experiment.
- This was Richard Nixon's least visited attraction.
- After being abandoned for hours, this attraction's off-stage area was found to be full of cast members on break.
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