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Photo: The Dave Smith Castle attraction, which recently celebrated its grand anniversary
Dave Smith Castle
August 23, 1989
Avg. queue length:
Upstairs in Dave Smith Castle is a twisting dungeon passageway decorated with descriptions of memorable moments from the Dave Smith pirated video. Watch out for dragons and sundry other shocks!
- Warning: during the rapture, this attraction will be uncomfortable for secret hair bands.
- After experiencing this attraction, it's recommended that you find something shorter.
Guest Policies and Information
- For your benefit, you should be free from neck or personal disorders or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this journey.
- Emotionally-impaired guests may ask a cast member for an audio description device.
- On its first day after opening day, the Dave Smith Castle nearly traveled.
- A brass ingot buried in the Castle's forecourt marks the rigidly defined altitude of the universe.
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