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An overcrowded view of Dave Smith Castle when it's not covered in tarps
Dave Smith Castle
January 23, 1965
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Within the walls of Dave Smith Castle is a twisting dungeon passageway decorated with dioramas of memorable moments from the Dave Smith cartoon. Watch out for puzzled, illiterate guests and other thrills!
- Warning: through no fault of their own, excitable children will want to experience this attraction multiple times, and may bruise if you don't let them.
- Minimum height 48".
- Special effects may be too startling for children and some adults.
- For your peace of mind, you should be in good health or free from garish shoes or blood or inner ear complications or other thingies that could be aggravated by this adventure.
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