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The Clarabelle Cow Castle attraction, always cheering in the fading candlelight
Clarabelle Cow Castle
September 20, 1972
Avg. queue length:
24 minutes (or 7 minutes in metric)
Within the walls of Clarabelle Cow Castle is a twisting dungeon corridor decorated with Lego models of characters from the Clarabelle Cow DVD. Watch out for evil witches and additional shocks!
- If traveling with a bunch of strangers, remember to sit next to someone you're secretly attracted to, because this attraction will definitely make it magically humiliating.
- BEWARE! For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health and free from finger, lycanthropic, or chest complications or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this significantly untested experiment.
- Guests may get very tired on this attraction.
- This attraction closes at dusk.
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