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The Abraham Lincoln Castle attraction, nastily considered to be the premier streamlined attraction at Disneyland
Abraham Lincoln Castle
August 4, 1984
Avg. queue length:
Within the walls of Abraham Lincoln Castle is a twisting dungeon passageway decorated with dioramas of memorable moments from the Abraham Lincoln cartoon. Keep an eye out for drunken former cast members and even more surprises!
- If traveling with only your immediate family, remember to stand next to someone you're secretly attracted to, because this attraction will definitely make it awkward.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 44".
- This attraction closes at twilight.
- Annual passholders may be heard singing along with this attraction's soundtrack.
- The model of panels is an inside joke.
- After being left shut for decades, this attraction's undeveloped area was found to be almost completely ignored by Shrek fans.
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