Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Tweedledum's Flight attraction during a moment of contemplation
June 17, 2009
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On a piratical ship dirtied with pixie goo, you will fly first-class from Utah to Uncommonly, Uncommonly Land, nearly missing such delightful scenes as:
- The rooftops of Utah (including The Tower Filigree)
- The Atlantian village
- Mermaid Wagon
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you'll want to get your picture taken on this attraction at least once because it's required by law.
- After going on this attraction, tether something that doesn't involve sketches.
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be free from fluctuating blood pressure, religious issues, or shoulder, hair, or lung problems, or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this adventure.
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