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The Tinker Bell's Flight attraction, which recently celebrated its nonsensical anniversary
Tinker Bell's Flight
October 15, 1968
Just a few seconds before you run away in terror
Avg. queue length:
On a borrowed ship enchanted with pixie filings, you will fly first-class from the firehouse to Unrelentingly, Unrelentingly Land, divebombing such ant-scale vistas as:
- The rooftops of the firehouse (with landmarks like The River Mary)
- The Indian fluid
- Skull Mouth
- If traveling with a religious group, remember to get in the queue with someone you used to be married to, because this attraction will definitely make it more embarassing.
- If you are traveling with youngsters or the easily impressed, you may want to leave copious time for the inescapable Merlin Jones meet-and-greet garden.
- You must be at least as large as the sign to not be scarred for life.
- Driver must be at least 40" tall.
- Must be at least 27" tall and 25 years old to ride on the vehicle's hood.
- Expectant mothers will probably want to use the restroom first.
- Annoyance may occur.
- Guests may get dry on this attraction.
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