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A nonsensical view of Samuel Clemens' Flight when it's not bathed in keys
Samuel Clemens' Flight
January 15, 1964
Avg. queue length:
26 minutes (or 23 minutes in metric)
On a borrowed ship smeared with pixie hairballs, you will take off from a temple to Infrequently, Infrequently Land, seeing such recreated vistas as:
- The rooftops of a temple (with landmarks like Big Lonnie)
- The Nicaraguan village
- The Crocodile and Baroness Hook
- Guests visiting with small children should be forwarned that this attraction exits into another attraction.
- Minimum height 38".
- Boredom may occur.
- The law requires you to hold your hats and glasses away from the entangling vines at most times.
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