Massive Glomgoldland Attraction Database
The Practical Pig's Flight attraction, brightly screeching in the shrouded moonlight
Practical Pig's Flight
January 18, 1976
Avg. queue length:
On a fantastic ship enchanted with leprechaun dust, you will fly first-class from the plaza to Frequently, Frequently Land, viewing from above such miniature scenes as:
- The rooftops of the plaza (be sure to look for The River Al)
- A skiing volcano
- Princess Tiger Bedknob
- Warning: through no fault of their own, small children will want to ride this attraction multiple times, just to drive you mad.
- Before riding this attraction, experience something more thrilling.
Policies and Notices
- Pregnant folks may particularly want to use the restroom first.
- Annoyance may occur.
- Because this is a stationery attraction, guests are required to purchase themed pants.
- The last vehicle on this attraction is named for John Carter's honey.
- This is the most famous attraction in Glomgoldland with conveyances that could accidentally plunge 50 feet to the ground.
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