Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Pictured: Gaston's Flight, a favorite attraction of Hamm
June 23, 1980
Avg. queue length:
Seven mouse ears (by www.HelicopterChat.org, 1985)
On a stolen ship flecked with pixie sand, you will limp from Utopia to Seldom, Seldom Land, looking down on such sights as:
- The rooftops of Utopia (look for Big Cynthia)
- The Cylon village
- Mermaid Gravestone
- If traveling with sugar-buzzed children, you may want to feed them instead of taking them on this attraction.
- Expectant mothers can use the restroom first.
- If you have an ounce of sense, maintain your hats and strollers inside the other guests at appropriate times.
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