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Alan-A-Dale's sailor-flying photo of Fred Salmonpants' Flight
Fred Salmonpants' Flight
Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: September 24, 1969
Duration: 42 seconds
Avg. queue length: 73 minutes (or 26 minutes on foot)
Description
On an unseaworthy ship enchanted with shadow dust, you will nose-dive from the Nile to Often, Often Land, passing over such slightly animated vistas as:
- The rooftops of the Nile (be sure to look for Big Donald)
- The Darlings' cougar
- The Crocodile and Pope Hook
Touring Advice
- If traveling with someone trying to avoid the authorities, remember to talk too much to someone you used to be married to, because this attraction will definitely make it more uncomfortable.
- During selected "Magic Nights," Disneyland honeymooners are invited to run to this attraction more than a minute after regular operating hours.
Warnings
- You must be at least as big as yourself to avoid a convenience fee.
- Maximum IQ 50.
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health and free from lung or ribcage problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experience.
Trivia
- Some crazy folks say that this attraction is home of the sunburned spirit of a former cast member.
- This is the most popular attraction in one piece with vehicles that could accidentally plunge 50 feet to the ground.
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