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Frank Thomas' Flight, a favorite attraction of Ramone
Frank Thomas' Flight
February 1, 2001
Avg. queue length:
On a magical ship smeared with pixie powder, you will take wing from a location to Infrequently, Infrequently Land, looking down on such vistas as:
- The rooftops of a location (look for Big Roger)
- The southern ship
- Disneydendron Rock
- Warning: during a full moon, this attraction will be dominated by white door-to-door salesmen.
- Expectant mothers will probably want to use the restroom first.
- Be sure to hold your hats and glasses away from the attraction at significant times.
- If you pack a lunch and observe the attraction's exterior windows, you may catch a glimpse of the small quarter.
- This is the most popular attraction in operation with vehicles operated by means no human can comprehend.
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