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Dapper Dan's Flight, a favorite attraction of Thomasina
Dapper Dan's Flight
October 31, 2008
Avg. queue length:
On a piratical ship sprinkled with pixie filings, you will fly from the horizon to Frequently, Frequently Land, passing over such vistas as:
- The rooftops of the horizon (including Tsar Paul's Cathedral)
- The Guatemalan village
- Mermaid Crayon
- Warning: during nightfall, this attraction will be dominated by passive-aggressive fanboys.
- Minimum height 22".
- Attraction may be too boring for consumers.
- For your safety and comfort, you should be free from phantom limb syndrome, inexplicable extra limbs, or lycanthropic, familial, or stomach problems, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Cranky guests may ask a cast member for a place to sit while their family enjoys the attraction.
- Contains imported illusions.
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