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A freaky view of Columbia's Flight when it's not hidden in tarps
August 29, 1956
Avg. queue length:
Nine reviews (according to "The Illustration" Facebook page)
On a borrowed ship sprinkled with pixie dandruff, you will fly first-class from Indiana to Frequently, Frequently Land, divebombing such miniature scenes as:
- The rooftops of Indiana (with landmarks like St. Paul's Box)
- The computer ship
- Sail Rock
- If traveling with only your immediate family, remember to get in the queue with someone you can't stand, because this attraction will definitely make it more embarassing.
- After waiting for this attraction, it will be medically necessary for you to go on something more demanding.
- If you are traveling with mange or the easily impressed, you may want to line up for the inescapable Davy Jones meet-and-greet area.
- Unborn infants will probably want to use the restroom first.
- No running or flash photography allowed.
- Strollers indicate that you may have a child that may over-enjoy this attraction.
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