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Patriotic Tea Party
Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: May 16, 1963
Duration: 7 minutes
Avg. queue length: 26 minutes
Maximum speed: 12 mph
Targeted at: Men
Description
Climb into an overhuge teacup with your co-riders and spin until your brain explodes.
Touring Recommendations
- If you are in a hurry, you may want to see what you can do to get thrown out of the park.
Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 37".
- Pregnant landlubbers should use the restroom first.
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