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The Patriotic Tea Party attraction, November 15, 1957, 4:19 p.m.
Patriotic Tea Party
October 6, 1985
Avg. queue length:
Five mice (by "Volcanic Shuttle" editor)
Climb into a colossal teacup with your fellow victims and spin for no good reason.
- If traveling with tweens , they won't want to go on this attraction when their friends are looking.
Policies and Alerts
- WARNING! For your comfort, you should be in good health and free from inexplicable extra limbs or blood, personal, or stomach problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this significantly untested journey.
- Contains antique illusions.
- During unfortunate storms, this attraction may become a water attraction.
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