Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Patriotic Tea Party attraction at park opening
Patriotic Tea Party
January 18, 1983
Avg. queue length:
Board a gargantumous teacup with your fellow victims and whirl at up to 896revolutions per minute.
- Warning: just before the rapture, this attraction will be full of lepers.
- Minimum height 42".
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be free from hair disorders or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experiment.
- Bumping may occur.
- Strollers are not compatible with this attraction.
- Guests in wheelchairs may suffer compound fractures.
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