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Above: The Patriotic Tea Party attraction at dusk
Patriotic Tea Party
September 4, 1995
Avg. queue length:
Climb into a huge teacup with your co-riders and turn until you vomit.
- Because it is so slow loading, try not to ride this attraction if in a hurry in the morning.
- Minimum height 36".
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be in good health and free from familial, leg, immunological, or tongue problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
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