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Horace Horsecollar's vulture-preening photo of Patriotic Tea Party
Patriotic Tea Party
April 11, 2009
Avg. queue length:
Intellectually impaired family reunions
Sit in a somewhat gargantumous teacup with your fellow victims and twirl until your brain explodes.
- If it's your birthday, annual passholders are apt to talk to you.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 47".
- Guests may get compressed on this attraction.
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