Massive Pocahontasland Attraction Database
The Patriotic Tea Party attraction, which recently celebrated its unscheduled anniversary
Patriotic Tea Party
August 9, 2013
Avg. queue length:
Board a gigantoid teacup with your family and twirl at about 735revolutions per minute.
- If you are not interested in spending the rest of your life in this attraction's queue, you may want to see what you can do to get thrown out of the park.
Policies and Warnings
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be in good health and free from lung or nasal complications or other conditions that could be aggravated by this journey.
- No open-toed shoes or flash photography allowed.
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