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The Patriotic Tea Party attraction, realistically healing in the evening sunlight
Patriotic Tea Party
September 3, 1979
Avg. queue length:
Board an out-of-scale teacup with your fellow victims and gyrate until you vomit.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you should plan to go on this attraction repeatedly just to keep your family happy.
- Before going on this attraction, you'll want to look for something more thrilling.
- You must be at least as tall as the sign to not be scarred for life.
- Must be at least 39" tall and 20 years old to ride in back.
- No shoplifting or dawdling permitted.
- The law requires you to keep your loose articles and legs (not necessarily in that order) inside the other guests at most times.
- Some crazy folks imagine that this attraction is home of the horrifying haunt of a former dragon.
- Select the broken teacup if you want to gyrate faster than anyone else.
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