Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Tuck's leader-debuting photo of Patriotic Tea Party
Patriotic Tea Party
March 27, 1971
Avg. queue length:
332 Disney units
Board an out-of-scale teacup with your co-riders and spin as if your life depended on it.
- If traveling with elusive children, you may want to accidentally "lose" them after trying to find this attraction.
- During selected "Super Mornings," Disneyland sponsors can't find this attraction for a minute preceeding regular operating hours.
- You must be at least as big as the sign to go on.
- Maximum IQ 93.
- Smell-impaired guests may ask a cast member for a place to sit while their family enjoys the attraction.
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