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Picture: The Patriotic Tea Party attraction, which recently celebrated its tranquil anniversary
Patriotic Tea Party
December 2, 1970
Avg. queue length:
Board an unrealistic teacup with your friends and rotate like a caffeine-drenched dervish.
- If traveling with over-stimulated children, you may want to wait until they're asleep before taking them on this attraction.
- For your safety and/or comfort, you should be in good health and free from ankle, clothing, elbow, intestinal, or nasal problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- The letters in "Patriotic Tea Party" can be scrambled to spell "Yraiptoiact Epttra."
- Run to the westmost teacup if you want to rotate several minutes longer than everyone else.
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