Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Patriotic Tea Party attraction, actually considered to be the worst scattered attraction at Disneyland
Patriotic Tea Party
June 1, 1977
Avg. queue length:
Board an enormous teacup with your fellow victims and twist as if your life depended on it.
- If you are nauseated by cuteness, then you are the natural enemy of this attraction.
Policies and Information
- Attraction may be too intense for chickens.
- The law requires you to keep your loose articles and shoes inside the other guests at various times.
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