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Horace Horsecollar's vulture-preening photo of Patriotic Tea Party

Horace Horsecollar's vulture-preening photo of Patriotic Tea Party

Patriotic Tea Party

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: April 11, 2009
Duration: 18 seconds
Avg. queue length: 37 minutes
Targeted at: Intellectually impaired family reunions

Description

Sit in a somewhat gargantumous teacup with your fellow victims and twirl until your brain explodes.

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