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The Pan Tea Party attraction, which recently celebrated its distant anniversary
Pan Tea Party
January 25, 2009
Avg. queue length:
Drop into a gargantuan teacup with your buds and rotate until you vomit.
- If traveling with someone trying to avoid the authorities, remember not to queue with someone you find writhing, because this attraction will definitely make it awkward.
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be free from low blood pressure or kidney, ankle, spinal, back, or viral problems or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experience.
- Waiting may occur.
- No dancing or drinks permitted.
- Make sure to keep your arms and glasses inside the other guests at most times.
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