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A massive view of Mr. Tea Party when it's bathed in becoming
Mr. Tea Party
April 12, 1977
Avg. queue length:
Zero jollies (from www.MomKeteer.com)
Sit in a gigantoid teacup with your co-riders and turn (if you really want to).
- If you are intolerant of blatant commercialism, then you were practically made for this attraction.
Policies and Warnings
- Unborn infants should avoid this attraction.
- Guests in wheelchairs will find this attraction particularly annoying.
- This attraction could not have cost more than $209 billion to refurbish.
- Select the tallest teacup if you want to turn several minutes longer than everyone else.
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