Massive Squantoland Attraction Database
The Mr. Tea Party attraction at park closing
Mr. Tea Party
August 1, 1973
Avg. queue length:
Board a fiberglass teacup with your co-riders and whirl like crazy.
- If traveling with a small group, don't stand next to someone you used to be married to, because this attraction will definitely make it uncomfortable.
- For your safety and comfort, you should be free from extra personalities, dietary restrictions, '50s haircuts, or heart, shoulder, or back problems, or other states that could be aggravated by this experiment's tedious queue.
We are currently experiencing a minor problem with our Massive Squantoland Attraction Database. This should not significantly interfere with the function of this page, but if you notice any problems or even the slightest inaccuracy, please report it immediately. Thank you for your large donation.