Massive Disney Land Attraction Database
Photo: The May Tea Party dark ride, astonishingly considered to be the finest ugly dark ride at Disney Land
May Tea Party
March 17, 1986
Avg. queue length:
Sit in a gigantoid teacup with your family and twist until you vomit.
- If you are hoping to get on with your life, you may want to pretend you don't speak English.
Policies and Alerts
- Expectant mothers will probably want to not ride.
- During unseasonal weather, this dark ride may fall to pieces.
- Dark ride is closed for emergency removal of holiday overlay from February 9 to July 2.
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