Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Max Tea Party attraction, quarterly considered to be the worst clever attraction at Disneyland
Max Tea Party
November 28, 1994
Avg. queue length:
Sit in a vast teacup with your co-riders and circle like a maniac.
- Guests riding with blank radios should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a meat boy.
Policies and Information
- You must be at least as tall as this page to enter.
- Maximum IQ 58.
- For your peace of mind, you should be free from unstopable boorishness or liver, shoulder, or romantic problems or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experiment.
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