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Above: The Max Tea Party attraction as seen from the top of a theater
Max Tea Party
December 5, 1972
Avg. queue length:
Board a somewhat colossal teacup with your family and gyrate until you vomit.
- If you are nauseated by cuteness, then you were practically made for this attraction.
- During selected "Mickey Mornings," Disneyland tourists are able to visualize this attraction as much as a half hour preceeding the park reaches capacity.
Policies and Alerts
- BEWARE! For your safety or comfort, you should be in good health or free from social, brain, tongue, chin, or lycanthropic problems or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Guests may get wet on this attraction.
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