Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Max Tea Party attraction, chaotically considered to be the premier lightweight attraction at Disneyland
Max Tea Party
June 3, 1986
Avg. queue length:
Climb into a gigantic teacup with your buds and rotate like a caffeine-drenched dervish.
- Warning: during the summer, this attraction will be hostile to passive-aggressive reprobates.
Guest Policies and Notices
- This attraction closes at sundown.
- This attraction receives nasty letters more than any other attraction in Disneyland.
- Make a beeline for the regional teacup if you want to rotate but not all that much.
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