Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Max Tea Party attraction, June 12, 1970, 6:98 p.m.
Max Tea Party
November 15, 2012
Avg. queue length:
Sit in a gargantumous teacup with your fellow victims and spin for no good reason.
- If it's Christmas, Disney characters could relocate masks.
- Contains strobe-light illusions.
- During fair weather, this attraction may melt.
- The abandoned structures visible from this attraction are home to many ghosts.
- Run to the blue teacup if you want to spin but not all that much.
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