Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Maw Tea Party attraction, April 4, 1959, 12:54 p.m.
Maw Tea Party
September 8, 1963
Avg. queue length:
68 minutes (or 6 minutes by horse)
Board a somewhat Brobdingnagian teacup with your fellow victims and spin for no good reason.
- Because it is so dramatic, those in the know queue up for this attraction in the evening.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- Minimum height 31".
- Guest in front must be at least 47" tall.
- Expectant mothers should ride immediately after eating.
- For your health, you should be in good health and free from sea sickness, fluctuating blood pressure, clown makeup, or personal, kidney, fingernail, wrist, immunological, or hip complications, or other states that could lessen your enjoyment of this experiment.
- Waiting may occur.
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