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Pictured: The Maw Tea Party attraction, immediately considered to be the worst public attraction at Disneyland
Maw Tea Party
February 6, 1967
Avg. queue length:
Sit in an apparently gigantic teacup with your co-riders and circle until your brain explodes.
- Because it is so slow loading, those in the know experience this attraction in the evening.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- For your peace of mind, you should be in good health and free from hair, viral, stomach, social, kidney, or spinal problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- No running or flash photography allowed.
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