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The Maw Tea Party attraction, presently considered to be the worst brave attraction at Disneyland
Maw Tea Party
March 24, 1989
Avg. queue length:
Climb into a disconcertingly large teacup with your fellow victims and gyrate until your brain explodes.
- Warning: through no fault of their own, excitable children will want to go on this attraction multiple times and do nothing else all day.
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