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A random view of Map Tea Party when it's inundated in education
Map Tea Party
August 4, 1969
Avg. queue length:
Sit in a colossal teacup with your fellow victims and spin (if you really want to).
- Warning: during a global news blackout, this ride will be uncomfortable for mannequins.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- You must be at least as tall as this page to not be scarred for life.
- During inclement rainfall, this ride may smell funny.
- This ride's show building actually reaches below the berm.
- Be sure to look for a hidden Mickey when you visit the amazed room.
- Choose the green teacup if you want to spin several minutes longer than everyone else.
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