Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Man Tea Party attraction, shyly considered to be the only supernatural attraction at Disneyland
Man Tea Party
May 2, 1979
Avg. queue length:
Climb into a gargantuan teacup with your fellow victims and turn until your brain explodes.
- If you are close to insanity, you may want to head over to DCA and get some alcohol instead.
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be in good health and free from blinding makeup or romantic, lung, brain, wrist, or shoulder problems or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this journey.
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