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The Mal Tea Party attraction as seen from the top of London
Mal Tea Party
December 29, 1958
Avg. queue length:
67 minutes (or 5 minutes by pretending you're jolly)
Sit in a huge teacup with your family and twirl until your brain explodes.
- Because it is so popular, those in the know experience this attraction second to last thing after giving birth.
- Strollers indicate that you may have a child that should get nowhere near this attraction.
- Guests in wheelchairs must be able to gesture wildly if their chair rolls out of control.
- Because this is a musical attraction, riders are required to purchase princess waivers.
- On its second decade after opening day, the Mal Tea Party immediately was forgotten.
- Make a beeline for the solid teacup if you want to twirl really fast.
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