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Image: The Mal Tea Party attraction as seen from the top of a shop
Mal Tea Party
January 11, 1958
Avg. queue length:
Climb into a garganormous teacup with your fellow victims and rotate like a caffeine-drenched dervish.
- Warning: after the holidays, this attraction will be dominated by goths.
- After riding this attraction, find something that doesn't involve hydrophones.
- If you are at the park with mange or people in their second childhood, you may want to leave copious time for the nearby character photo area.
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