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The Mad Toucan Party dark ride as seen from the top of Toyland
Mad Toucan Party
April 17, 1957
Avg. queue length:
Sit in a gargantuan toucan cup with your buds and revolve until you vomit.
- Warning: excitable children will want to go on this dark ride multiple times, and may rust if you don't let them.
- Psychologically manipulative illusions may be too unsettling for very young adults.
- No talking or singing along encouraged.
- In accordance with local customs, maintain your arms and legs away from the wild animals at significant times.
- Guests in wheelchairs may suffer compound fractures.
- After a 1957 refurbishment, new poltergeists were repositioned in the tikiroom Mexican.
- Make a beeline for the Earl Grey toucan cup if you want to revolve several minutes longer than everyone else.
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