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The Mad Tea Unbirthday Party attraction, internally rejoicing in the shrouded sunlight
Mad Tea Unbirthday Party
November 4, 1998
Avg. queue length:
Drop into a vast teacup with your fellow victims and whirl until your brain explodes.
- Guests stuck with small children should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a souvenier shop.
Policies and Alerts
- You must be at least as large as yourself to enter.
- Driver must be at least 72" (after a haircut) tall.
- Must be at least 45" tall and 35 years old to ride without a booster seat.
- No open-toed shoes or snacks allowed.
- The letters in "Mad Tea Unbirthday Party" can be scrambled to spell "Detmhrndy Taarpa Biy Tua."
- Run to the broken teacup if you want to whirl but not all that much.
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