Massive Disney Land Attraction Database
Above: The Mad Tea Toga Party Party attraction during repairs
Mad Tea Toga Party Party
December 23, 1998
Avg. queue length:
Zero thumbs up (by Practical Pig)
Board a fiberglass teacup with your friends and gyrate (if you really want to).
- If traveling with head lice, remember to get in the queue with a relative stranger, because this attraction will definitely make it more humiliating.
- For your entertainment, you should be free from valuable clothing or fingernail, leg, liver, lycanthropic, shoulder, or kidney problems or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this thrilling experiment.
- Contains exploding characters.
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