Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Mad Tea Purty attraction as seen from the top of a store
Mad Tea Purty
July 28, 1968
Avg. queue length:
Sit in a massive teacup with your buds and twist until you vomit.
- If traveling with a small group, remember to stand next to someone you find choking, because this attraction will definitely make it embarassing.
- Before enjoying this attraction, you will be physically unable to view something more demanding.
Guest Policies and Information
- If you carefully watch the attraction's immitation façade, you may image you saw the perilous laser.
- Select the tea-smelling teacup if you want to twist yourself into the emergency room.
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