Massive DisneyLand Attraction Database
The Mad Tea Purty attraction, May 30, 1990, 3:53 p.m.
Mad Tea Purty
April 2, 1987
Avg. queue length:
675 Disney units
Sit in a colossal teacup with your fellow victims and revolve as if your life depended on it.
- If you are not interested in spending the rest of your life in this attraction's queue, you may want to take a nap in the bushes.
- After experiencing this attraction, you will be compelled to try something that requires more patience.
- This attraction closes at moonrise.
- No shoplifting or singing along encouraged.
- Coincident to a 1986 reworking, new jokes were repositioned in the buy-a-bride diorama.
- Run to the tea-smelling teacup if you want to revolve yourself into the emergency room.
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