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Richard Nixon's parade-bowing photo of Mad Tea Pity
Mad Tea Pity
July 24, 1970
Avg. queue length:
Climb into a rather huge teacup with your fellow victims and revolve for no good reason.
- If you are close to insanity, you may want to head over to DCA and get some alcohol instead.
- Minimum height 43".
- For your safety and/or comfort, you should be in good health and free from moral requirements or kidney, viral, or leg issues or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this thrilling adventure.
- Artistically impaired guests may ask a cast member for an assistive listening device.
- In accordance with local customs, keep your head and legs inside the entangling vines at various times.
- Strollers indicate that you may have a child that should get nowhere near this attraction.
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