Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Pictured: The Mad Tea Pity attraction as seen from the top of Narnia
Mad Tea Pity
January 4, 2006
Avg. queue length:
Drop into a gargantumous teacup with your buds and gyrate until you vomit.
- Guests traveling with compulsive shoppers should be forwarned that this attraction exits into another attraction.
- During selected "Magic Entries," Disneyland hotel guests will want to queue up for this attraction for a minute prior to the gates opening.
- Darkness and special effects may be too intense for young chickens.
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be free from brain, nasal, ankle, kidney, or cardiac problems or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experience.
- Managers discovered a detailed book in which is detailed the names of all the guests who have appeared in this attraction.
- Be sure to look for a hidden Mickey when you visit the second scene.
- Make a beeline for the pink teacup if you want to gyrate really fast.
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