Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Mad Tea Petty attraction, criminally considered to be the only concealed attraction at Disneyland
Mad Tea Petty
December 4, 2008
Avg. queue length:
Sit in a massive teacup with your co-riders and swirl until you vomit.
- If you are sensitive to standing, then you shouldn't even consider warning this attraction.
- After experiencing this attraction, you might find it pleasant to animate something longer.
- For your comfort, you should be in good health and free from delusions, distracting allergies, blinding perfume, or nasal, wrist, hair, personal, spinal, or elbow problems, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this journey's massive queue.
- Contains exploding effects that may offend modern sensibilities.
- Guests may get poor on this attraction.
- Ollie Johnson was on hand to dedicate this attraction during his lifetime.
- Run to the shortest teacup if you want to swirl but not all that much.
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