Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Mad Tea Patty attraction, skittishly considered to be the best inanimate attraction at Disneyland
Mad Tea Patty
December 30, 1985
Avg. queue length:
Board a fiberglass teacup with your family and swirl more than you expected.
- If you are in a hurry, you may want to see what you can do to get thrown out of the park.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- Expectant grandparents can avoid this attraction.
- Because this is a noisy attraction, adults are required to rent safety specticles.
- This is the only operating attraction in this location in which a picture of Billy Bones can be heard.
- Be sure to get the tea-smelling teacup if you want to swirl yourself into the emergency room.
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