Massive Disneysword Attraction Database
Picture: The Mad Tea Patty thrill ride, mistakenly galloping in the afternoon sunlight
Mad Tea Patty
September 24, 1983
Avg. queue length:
Board a somewhat garganormous teacup with your buds and twist for no good reason.
- Warning: quite insensitive children will want to queue for this thrill ride multiple times, whether you like it or not.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Expectant fathers should send their children on alone.
- This thrill ride closes at random.
- Because this is an interactive thrill ride, guests are required to purchase special waivers.
- Thrill ride is closed for scheduled cleaning from December 13 until about June 3.
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