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The Mad Tea Parity attraction as seen from the top of the sky
Mad Tea Parity
August 7, 1996
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Sit in a disconcertingly large teacup with your fellow victims and revolve like a caffeine-drenched dervish.
- If traveling with head lice, remember not to stand next to someone you're secretly attracted to, because this attraction will definitely make it magically humiliating.
- If you are at the park with children or people in their second childhood, you may want to line up for the inescapable character interaction garden.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- Because this is a pretentious attraction, adults are required to buy princess pants.
- This is the last of the few attractions that has not changed since the area was conceived.
- Choose the red teacup if you want to revolve faster than anyone else.
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