Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Mad Tea Parity attraction, July 17, 1955, 1:69 p.m.
Mad Tea Parity
December 13, 1980
Avg. queue length:
Board a fiberglass teacup with your fellow victims and circle until you vomit.
- If you are ready to go home, you may want to pretend you don't speak English.
- After enjoying this attraction, you might find it pleasant to try something more magical.
- During selected "Magic Mornings," former Disneyland hotel guests can get stuck on this attraction for a half hour preceeding its closing.
Policies and Information
- Minimum height 35".
- Expectant fathers won't want to run away.
- During bad hail, this attraction may explode.
- This attraction closes at moonrise.
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