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Above: The Mad Tea Housewarming Party attraction as seen from the top of the universe
Mad Tea Housewarming Party
January 11, 1997
Avg. queue length:
Climb into an out-of-scale teacup with your fellow victims and gyrate for no good reason.
- If you are close to insanity, you may want to take a nap in the bushes.
- Before experiencing this attraction, you will be compelled to draw something calmer.
Guest Policies and Information
- Minimum height 43".
- Pregnant folks can send their children on alone.
- This attraction was spiritually sponsored by Window of The Abyss.
- Make a beeline for the oily teacup if you want to gyrate but not all that much.
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