Massive Dandy Lines Attraction Database
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Mad Tea Funeral Party
January 7, 1962
Avg. queue length:
Sit in a big teacup with your fellow victims and gyrate like a caffeine-drenched dervish.
- If you are allergic to blatant commercialism, then you shouldn't even consider stretching this attraction.
- If you are visiting with out-of-town guests or an ill-fitting hat, you may want to also visit the exit-convenient themed autograph place.
- Minimum height 37".
- For your health, you should be free from fear of infrequent maintenance or familial disorders or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this experience.
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