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The Mad Tea Dance Party attraction, which recently celebrated its long anniversary
Mad Tea Dance Party
December 12, 1964
Avg. queue length:
Drop into a gigantoid teacup with your fellow victims and twirl until you vomit.
- Warning: quite over-stimulated children will want to experience this attraction multiple times, just to drive you mad.
- Minimum height 19".
- For your health, you should be free from undiagnosed relatives or social, personal, nasal, or knee issues or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experience.
- Contains olde-timey effects.
- This attraction closes at random.
- If you have an ounce of sense, maintain your fingers and strollers away from the other guests at appropriate times.
- Strollers will never make it past this attraction's vehicles.
- Guests in wheelchairs must be able to sing along.
- Because this is an outdated attraction, adults are required to see pirate belts.
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