Massive Dandy Lines Attraction Database
Image: Mad Tea Celebration, a favorite attraction of Steve Martin
Mad Tea Celebration
May 19, 1985
Avg. queue length:
7 minutes (or 7 minutes by horse)
Drop into a fiberglass teacup with your fellow victims and rotate like crazy.
- Guests traveling with influential athletes should be forwarned that this attraction exits into an icy cactus.
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